{"id":201,"date":"2016-04-11T22:00:49","date_gmt":"2016-04-12T01:00:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/memo.geovanesou.com\/index.php\/2016\/04\/11\/providencia-2\/"},"modified":"2016-04-11T22:00:49","modified_gmt":"2016-04-12T01:00:49","slug":"disposicion-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/geovanesou.com\/es\/providencia-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Providencia II"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Nadie deber\u00eda recordar la rabieta \u2014solo esa palabra, BERRIETA, algo muy infantil, para describirla\u2014 que hice el 14 de agosto de 2015\u2026 Creo que solo el post en s\u00ed dejar\u00e1 claro el giro que se dar\u00e1 a lo largo de este relato:<\/p>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n

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Yo, entonces con 42 a\u00f1os, estaba tan acostumbrado a la relativa estabilidad financiera del pa\u00eds que contaba con el valor del d\u00f3lar para cerrar un trato multimillonario y convertirme en director comercial de una empresa que suministraba equipos de generaci\u00f3n de energ\u00eda a otras (grandes) compa\u00f1\u00edas. Pero, tan solo unos d\u00edas despu\u00e9s, el pa\u00eds empez\u00f3 a presentir que algo malo estaba a punto de suceder, y el d\u00f3lar, la base para calcular mis planes, simplemente\u2026 \u00a1se dispar\u00f3!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Esto interrumpi\u00f3 todas las negociaciones que iban bien\u2026 de hecho, fue un verdadero balde de agua fr\u00eda y destruy\u00f3 mis aspiraciones rurales de mudarme con mi familia a una finca con manantial e internet satelital en Cachoeiras do Macacu (\u2026eso porque a\u00fan no hab\u00eda visitado Campos do Jord\u00e3o)!
\u00bfPuedo ofrecer una cita b\u00edblica antes de continuar?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

El coraz\u00f3n del hombre planea su camino, pero el Se\u00f1or dirige sus pasos.<\/span><\/p>(Proverbios 16:9)<\/strong><\/cite><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n

No s\u00f3lo se vieron frustradas mis expectativas de seguridad financiera, sino que la sucesi\u00f3n de acontecimientos revel\u00f3 que las acciones corruptas del mal gobierno llevaron a toda la naci\u00f3n a una situaci\u00f3n cr\u00edtica, marcada por la restricci\u00f3n del gasto empresarial (incluido el sector de eventos) y un aumento alarmante del desempleo.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n

No pretendo menospreciar los 20 a\u00f1os que pas\u00e9 en la Fuerza A\u00e9rea Brasile\u00f1a, porque todo lo que tengo, bueno y malo, es consecuencia de esa relaci\u00f3n, y en una situaci\u00f3n desesperada, al menos mi exigua jubilaci\u00f3n me permite cubrir algunas facturas. Pero no me cabe duda de que el mundo de los eventos es un salvavidas extremadamente conveniente y, por qu\u00e9 no decirlo, me proporciona un nivel de plenitud y satisfacci\u00f3n personal que jam\u00e1s podr\u00eda experimentar como soldado... si no necesitara tanto el dinero, \u00a1creo que incluso participar\u00eda en eventos gratis!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Pero, volviendo a las dificultades de la vida amplificadas por la podredumbre generalizada de las ideolog\u00edas rojas, ha habido una inusual escasez de eventos desde el \u00faltimo trimestre de 2015 que incluso me llev\u00f3 a planear salir del pa\u00eds para convertirme en limpiador de piscinas o manipulador de equipajes en el aeropuerto\u2026 y este comienzo de 2016 fue a\u00fan m\u00e1s oscuro: ni siquiera media docena de eventos programados y la necesidad de solicitar pr\u00e9stamos personales hicieron que mis entra\u00f1as ardieran de tanta ansiedad y mi sue\u00f1o, antes tranquilo, \u00a1desapareciera!
Comenc\u00e9 a enviar curr\u00edculums por internet, pero sin muchas esperanzas, pues a pesar de destacar por mi formaci\u00f3n t\u00e9cnica y pr\u00e1ctica, la falta de certificaciones resultaba ser una barrera para aspiraciones superiores, y la ecuaci\u00f3n era dif\u00edcil de resolver: trabajar freelance funcionaba, pero darme de alta para trabajar por un salario intermedio supondr\u00eda al final, por un tramo impositivo m\u00e1s alto, pr\u00e1cticamente lo mismo que pagar por trabajar\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n

La Revoluci\u00f3n<\/span><\/h4>\n\n\n\n

Sucedi\u00f3 el 16 de marzo, a trav\u00e9s de una llamada telef\u00f3nica que hice mientras trabajaba en el Aeropuerto de Gale\u00e3o: alguien vio parte \u2014\u00a1presten atenci\u00f3n al detalle: PARTE!\u2014 de mi curr\u00edculum y pens\u00f3 que estar\u00eda calificado para una entrevista para un puesto de "asistente" (lo confieso: ni siquiera prest\u00e9 atenci\u00f3n en ese momento) y quer\u00edan saber cu\u00e1nto salario quer\u00eda ganar... \u00a1\u00bfQU\u00c9?!?!?
Bueno, como freelance durante m\u00e1s de cinco a\u00f1os, no ten\u00eda ni idea de cu\u00e1nto pedir, ni cu\u00e1nto cobrar por un mes completo de trabajo ininterrumpido como coordinador de eventos, pero\u2026 sab\u00eda m\u00e1s o menos cu\u00e1nto gana un suboficial de la Fuerza A\u00e9rea Brasile\u00f1a, y eso era lo que buscaba, pensando que lo encontrar\u00edan exorbitante. \u00bfSabes lo que pas\u00f3?
\u00a1Pensaron que era justo y me invitaron a la entrevista!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Entonces me di cuenta del segundo problema: a partir del d\u00eda siguiente (y durante los siguientes 3 d\u00edas) estar\u00eda trabajando en el Congreso Mundial de Cirug\u00eda Est\u00e9tica y no hab\u00eda manera de poder salir de la Barra de Windsor para hacer una entrevista en el centro de R\u00edo de Janeiro\u2026 hacer eso significar\u00eda perderme todo el evento, es decir, perder m\u00e1s de 600 reales solo para arriesgar algo que ni siquiera sab\u00eda si valdr\u00eda la pena.
Decid\u00ed ser honesta y contarles sobre mi compromiso, y la respuesta fue: \u00a1te entrevistaremos v\u00eda Skype!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Al d\u00eda siguiente, a la hora acordada, all\u00ed estaba yo en el puente que une el Windsor Barra con el Windsor Oce\u00e2nico \u2014y por eso debo agradecer a la gentileza de Hind Gazale, mi coordinadora en ese evento\u2014 para recibir la llamada y descubrir que ni siquiera sab\u00edan que yo hab\u00eda coordinado la recepci\u00f3n a los obispos en la Jornada Mundial de la Juventud, mucho menos sospechaban que yo era el productor y coordinador de transporte en el 1er Foro M\u00e9dico Franco-Brasile\u00f1o de la Fondation L'Acad\u00e9mie de M\u00e9decine\u2026 hab\u00eda tanta informaci\u00f3n que me pidieron no solo que reenviara mi curr\u00edculum, sino tambi\u00e9n que a\u00f1adiera detalles descriptivos de algunos de estos eventos a mi \u201cperfil en l\u00ednea\u201d, lo que hice esa misma noche\u2026
Finalmente me pidieron que esperara y organizara el\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Permiso de trabajo<\/span><\/h4>\n\n\n\n

Confieso que a\u00fan no hab\u00eda asimilado lo fren\u00e9tico que estaba sucediendo todo, pero la oferta de trabajo exig\u00eda que estuviera trabajando el 11 de abril, y eso ser\u00eda imposible sin la CTPS (Tarjeta Brasile\u00f1a de Trabajo y Seguridad Social), sobre todo porque todav\u00eda no estoy convencido de la validez de las contribuciones al INSS (Instituto Brasile\u00f1o de Previsi\u00f3n Social) y a los sindicatos, pero... aun as\u00ed, intent\u00e9 agendar una cita para iniciar el tr\u00e1mite de obtenci\u00f3n del documento: no hab\u00eda citas disponibles en ning\u00fan lugar del municipio de R\u00edo de Janeiro, y la \u00fanica disponible era en Nova Friburgo, \u00a1\u00a1el 5 de abril!!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Estaba a punto de resignarme a perder la oportunidad, pero entonces ocurri\u00f3 algo que realmente me conmovi\u00f3, que despert\u00f3 mi inter\u00e9s... que me hizo estar dispuesta a ir al Ministerio de Trabajo con la confirmaci\u00f3n de la cita en mano y solicitar alg\u00fan tipo de ayuda o una exenci\u00f3n del protocolo. Vean la imagen.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Le cont\u00e9 la situaci\u00f3n a la recepcionista sabiendo que el "no" ya era m\u00edo de todos modos... \u00a1cualquier cosa diferente ser\u00eda un plus!
Ella me dijo que me sentara y esperara, y confieso que estaba dispuesto a pasar un par de horas all\u00ed, simplemente languideciendo\u2026 pero en menos de diez minutos regres\u00f3, me llam\u00f3 y me dijo que fuera all\u00ed al d\u00eda siguiente, mi\u00e9rcoles, el d\u00eda antes del Viernes Santo, a las 4:30 pm, \u00a1para resolver el asunto!<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n

Al d\u00eda siguiente fui con mi mujer y mi hija, y me encant\u00f3 encontrar la ciudad algo desierta, con bastantes plazas de aparcamiento delante del Ministerio, ups\u2026 Comando del Aire: fue una sensaci\u00f3n extra\u00f1a, porque parec\u00eda que todo estaba ah\u00ed esper\u00e1ndome, \u00a1era tan perfecto!
Llev\u00e9 los papeles para verificarlos (y el empleado incluso descubri\u00f3 que se hab\u00eda ca\u00eddo un sello de mi certificado de matrimonio \u2014maldito pegamento viejo y seco\u2014 y me advirti\u00f3 que lo arreglara, \u00a1pero termin\u00f3 "sin verlo" porque mi esposa estaba afuera!) y me tomaron una foto... y al salir fui a asegurarme:
Ahora solo queda esperar a que est\u00e9 listo, \u00bfno? \u00bfCinco d\u00edas h\u00e1biles?
\u00a1No! \u00a1Puedes venir a recogerlo el lunes!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Y de esta manera, el Ministerio de Trabajo destroz\u00f3 mis esperanzas de decir alguna vez algo negativo sobre su organizaci\u00f3n y funcionamiento.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

De todos modos\u2026<\/span><\/h4>\n\n\n\n

A pesar de la crisis real y generalizada y el desempleo en este pa\u00eds, me contrataron casi por accidente, con un salario incluso ligeramente superior al que ped\u00ed debido a las prestaciones, y un contrato temporal v\u00e1lido hasta finales de agosto\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Esto es surrealista, esto es imposible\u2026 esto, queridos m\u00edos, es obra de Dios: s\u00f3lo \u00c9l tiene el poder de hacer lo que quiera, cuando quiera\u2026 como quiera: revertir el flujo de las mareas, caminar sobre el agua\u2026 \u00a1proveer recursos durante una crisis!<\/p>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n

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\u00c9l no me quer\u00eda como director de una multinacional, pero me dio un puesto de gesti\u00f3n en eventos culturales en el Comit\u00e9 Ol\u00edmpico\u2026 y ahora me toca a m\u00ed honrar la gracia recibida, estudiar, aprender y desempe\u00f1ar el papel \u2014que todav\u00eda no entiendo bien\u2014 con entusiasmo, profesionalismo y la mayor competencia posible, porque si hasta ahora ha sido as\u00ed, tengo que confiar en que \u00c9l ya se est\u00e1 encargando de todo. Todo lo dem\u00e1s que viene a continuaci\u00f3n<\/a>!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Y sabemos que en todas las cosas Dios trabaja para el bien de aquellos que lo aman,<\/span>
los que conforme a su prop\u00f3sito son llamados.<\/span><\/p>(Romanos 8:28)<\/strong><\/cite><\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n

Si no amas... ese es tu problema, y puedes estar seguro de que no voy a llenarte la cabeza tratando de convencerte de mi fe!
Me voy a dormir ahora, tengo clase ma\u00f1ana temprano: \u00a1gracias por tu paciencia al leer todo esto!<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Ningu\u00e9m deve se lembrar da pirra\u00e7a\u200a\u2014\u200as\u00f3 essa palavra mesmo, PIRRA\u00c7A, coisa bem de crian\u00e7a, para descrever\u200a\u2014\u200aque cometi no dia 14 de agosto de 2015\u2026 acho que s\u00f3 mesmo a pr\u00f3pria postagem para deixar bem clara a virada que vai acontecer no decorrer desse relato: Eu, ent\u00e3o com 42 anos, estava t\u00e3o acostumado com a relativa 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